Shockhoney [Typed]: A trip into the past… ah, this is embarrassing. Did I really sound like that? Sweet birds, forgive me, my readers, once you are forced to listen to this monstrosity.

Young Kestrelpaw [Voice Recording]: “Is this thing working? Hello? Helloooooo. Hullo.  Haaallooooooo Shrikepaw if youu steeal this and listen to my stuff then you’re a loooserrr. Oooooooo I’m a ghooost. Okay anyway, I think it’s working. Wouldn’t be surprised if this recorder was broken, Sproutfleck got it for me. Where is Sprou— no, stay focused. You have to answer the very important questions your future self teleported very dangerously back in time to give to you. This is your moment, this is what responsibility is.”

Shockhoney [Typed]: Kill me now. Please. Just make it painless, I am desperate.

Young Kestrelpaw [Voice Recording]: “I can do this— I’m kinda hungry. My stomach is hungry, I’ll do this later.” [Five minutes of fast-forwarded static and apprentice den background noise later, the enigma returns]. “Okay I’m back now. I ate a shrike on purpose by the way, Shrikepaw, it was yummy. Just in case you steal this an—“

Shockhoney [Typed]: Ahem. Excuse me. [Rapid-speed Young Kestrelpaw chattering away as the recording is fast-forwarded]. So it seems little me completely ignored my instructions and didn't answer the questions. We'll just move to the main part now, but I suppose now you've looked into younger-me personality.